WARNING: The following material may be offensive, crass and cause you to question parenthood.
So this morning yet again I was blown away by what I now do in the name of parenthood. Can I get a drum roll??
I sat on the toilet and took a crap with my daughter sitting in my lap while singing and waving toilet paper in the air like a flag.......
...and this isn't the worse thing I have had to do in order to maintain my daughters attention.