This is the song I caught my mom singing to the muffin yesterday:
"Clap hands, clap hands till Daddy comes home
Cause Daddy has money and mommy has none..."
When I started squawking about "how could you say that, blah, blah, blah", she told me it was a song women of the 50's sang. Because that is soooo not my reality I find it funny.
So now she sings:
"Clap hands, clap hands till Mommy comes home
cause Mommy has money and grandma has none...."