I don't know why I feel the need to share the following but I do:
I have just pumped an ounce of breast milk onto my pants.
This is a tragedy for several reasons.
1. Each drop of that milk is very hard to come by.
2. I am wearing very light khaki pants.
3. I have to pee very badly so I will have to step out my office door very soon and be seen by the rest of my office and then anyone else I might encounter on the long walk to the bathroom.
4. I smell like breast milk now.
5. Did you know breast milk is very sticky when it dries??
OK, I am off now to make a bigger mess in attempt to clean the current mess, toodles.
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2 comments:
Oh no! As a woman without children but with a tendency to spill most everything on herself, I can appreciate this in some small way. Hope it was a smooth and anonymous trip to the bathroom! Cheers, kris
I so hear you on the tragedy. Every drop is sacred, every drop is good (to paraphrase Monty Python).
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